Selasa, 17 Februari 2009

Surat Cinta Tijah


SURAT CINTA TIJAH

Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur .
Biasalah bila sudah duduk "town", mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang
boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.
Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.
Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan
perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.
Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil, yg berjaya "dicuri" ...
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **
Mike....
I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.
I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only.
Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she.
You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are really crocodile land.
My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.
So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from
me.
So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to play-play with my liver.
I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times.
Safe walk..
Tijah



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13 potpet:

ab geldofg berkata...

hahahahahahaha nasib baik aku org melayu dpt juga apa fhm apa yg minat tu tulis hahahaha

Monkey D Luffy berkata...

huhuhu... aku nak play-play liver... camana?

cj7 berkata...

abegel..itulah,kalau suh aku karang surat cinta,rasanya bunyi lebih kurang kot

dak mangki;u don play play wif liver.

~d!b@~ berkata...

u know what, my son fruit oso can write like dis haha!

ohhh please dont cut our connection :P

BudAk hijAu berkata...

ok fine...

safe walk 2...hahahaha..

GiGGLinG GaL berkata...

very the funny. she write write with full feeling. she dont want banana to fruit two times.

cj7 berkata...

diba;i know i know.ur son fruit,ur son or ur fruit?tell safe safe diba..

budak hijau;safe walk,safe happy

giggling gal;itulah aku tak boleh blah part banana fruit two times to

Ola berkata...

miahahaha...
da byk kali dgr joke nih..
tp still soo funny laa..^^

cj7 berkata...

ola..delicious name
i 1st time hear .laugh until broken stomach

A a D i I ? berkata...

haha..
adeh, nak pecah perut aku baca..
:p

Tijah berkata...

aiyooo! tijah kah???

cj7 berkata...

dak aadil;don laugh so so.later u cry cry.haha

dak tijah;jah,ngaku yo lah ni surat kau kan?

LorLipOp ProPerties berkata...

aduii...
nak boco usus perut aku gelak ni..
giler...

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